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Marissa. 18. All you really need to know is that I like pretzels and Jesus.
  • aaronasaurusrex:

    iknowyougiggled:

    COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH

    IM FROM THE FBI

    THE FBI

    jared stop bothering those people

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  • castielandmoriarty:

    Supernatural - Not Gag Reels {Part 3}

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  • surethatspookilyhappened:

    spliffmastergeneral:

    the-spooky-dick-forest:

    buzzfeed:

    Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go. 

    cosplay at its funniest

    It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.

    They’re…… they’re ghosts….

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  • bedsafely:

    killyhawk:

    killyhawk:

    Shopping for clothes when you have big boobs is normally really annoying esp when you like drapey things or want something that cinches at the waist cause you always get stuff like this

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    when the hell did this get over a thousand notes

    Christ this speaks to me on an emotional level 

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  • kingloptr:

    fruitappreciation:

    omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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  • You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

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  • shingekinoheichoo:

    okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please

    if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc)  to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.

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  • aleksdaleks:

    there’s patriotism and then there’s captain america and then there’s enjolras

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  • elitist-fuck-dragon:

    ray-darr:

    dicktouching:

    honk-kong:

    jillbiden:

    the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

    [x]

    “the thug life chose me”

    Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

    This is art.

    Broom broom

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  • If Mean Girls was set in Middle Earth

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    • elementary school: reads at a middle school level
    • middle school: reads at a high school level
    • high school: reads at a college level
    • college: re-reads Harry Potter
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